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اشترك في: 20 يوليو 2009 13:15 مشاركات: 3622 [ شاهد ] مواضيع: 642
الدراسة: البلد: المانيا
المدينة الالمانية: Halle
سيدتي ربة البيت "مسعدة" اليك هذه الوصفة السحرية ، خمسين طريقة مخضرية مفعولها خميرة الفورية تسحرين بها قلب "مسعد" فيصبح بين يديك عجينة طرية: 1. خلي كلمتك واحدة ( طلقني يعني طلقني).
2. كلام امك صح "خلصي فلوسه اول بأول علشان ما يغنى ويتزوج عليك ( مش يمكن يفقر ويطلقك؟!!).
3. ابتسمي له في كل وقت الا نهاية الشهر لان الراتب كله ديون.
4. لاتظهري أمامه أوجه الشبه بينك وبين "المحقق كونان"حتى لايتحول الى "غرانديزر".
5. اذا قالك سأتزوج قولي " انا اخطب لك" !
6. حافظي على سره مش اول ما تحنقي تخترعي وثائق ويكليكس.
7. اذا واجه ازمة مالية بيعي ذهبك لإنقاذه ( تذكري انك سبب فقره وانه باع كل اللي حيلته علشان يتزوجك).
اشترك في: 20 يوليو 2009 13:15 مشاركات: 3622 [ شاهد ] مواضيع: 642
الدراسة: البلد: المانيا
المدينة الالمانية: Halle
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انا ناوي اوحد العالم كله , انوي اتزوج اربع
بالنسبة لي من اجمل نساء الارض هن الافغانيات , سبحان الله و الجمال و الطاعة و الادب ....
قولي واحدة من افغانستان
و واحدة من اوروباء علشان نوثق العلاقات اليمنية الاوروبية
و واحدة من الصين , لان الصين رح يكون اقوى بلد في العالم خلال العشرين السنة القادمة و هكذا نوثق العلاقات الاقتصادية اليمنية الصينية بدعم من ياجوج و ماجوج
و الرابعة من الصومال, في حالة ان الصومال ما زال مظلوم و منتهك الحرية و الامن و الحنان و اذا وصلت الى تلك الايام و عم السلام في الصومال , ما بش غير يمنية نتزوجها
المستخدمون المتصفحون لهذا المنتدى: لا يوجد أعضاء مسجلين متصلين و 4 زائر/زوار
لا تستطيع كتابة مواضيع جديدة في هذا المنتدى لا تستطيع كتابة ردود في هذا المنتدى لا تستطيع تعديل مشاركاتك في هذا المنتدى لا تستطيع حذف مشاركاتك في هذا المنتدى لا تستطيع إرفاق ملف في هذا المنتدى